The Happenings of the Day Thus Far

I started my morning by repairing the computers in our house.
My stepfather came upstairs a few minutes ago and heaves this big-ass melodramatic sigh.
Him: "Are you using BOTH of them?!" (Indignance!)
Me: "Yes, I'm defragging the hard drives. They're horribly corrupted."
Him: "But I neeeeeeed that one." (More indignance!)
Me: "Fine. It has less than 250 MB of free space. It's not going to work."
He whisks the computer away and closes out the defragging which I have been working on for 2.5. hours. He is now pissed that the computer is not working and is calling my mother to complain.
So that's my morning.

Also, I have a crapload of homework. And I don't want to do it. Quel supris. Tant pis.


On a positive note, I have a new job that I adore. I am (drumroll please!!!) a magician's assistant. My employer is David the Magician. His website: http://davidmagic.net/ I now have such skills as nonchalance, sparkly eyeliner-application, lifting heavy things, and disappearing. It is a very glamorous, albeit difficult, emploi. More positive news: my dearest boyfriend shall be returning home tomorrow. I await his arrival on the imaginary edge of my imaginary chair.

And that is all, my readers. Good day.