I began listing in my head yesterday all the things that I dislike, soon realizing that half of this list consisted of things other people like very well. Thus, this post was born. Eventually this list will be followed up with Stuff No One But Me Likes, such as the number 36, my favorite number, and also the number of items on this somewhat indignant and highly irrelevant list. Enjoy.
- Spaghetti
- Perogies
- Overly simplistic writing
- Summer weather
- Soup
- Bella Swann
- Bacon and cheese, atop anything that isn’t bacon or cheese
- Silence
- “Bless your heart”
- Babies
Unnecessary capitalization Underusage of commas Golden Corral - Long fingernails
- Cultural relativism
- Giving or receiving driving directions
- Candy corn
- Romance
- Hijabs
- “Talking” as a relationship status
- Gas stations
- Bad French accents
- Grits
- Roman-numeraled watches
- Trickle-down economics
- People who “hate lawyers”
- Tiny dogs
- Tiny handbags
- Throw pillows
- English history
- Parenthetical remarks
- "Irregardless"
- Euphemism
- Soft mattresses
- Australian accents
- Oprah's book club
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