Tuesday, November 24, 2009

Stuff That Everyone But Me Likes

I began listing in my head yesterday all the things that I dislike, soon realizing that half of this list consisted of things other people like very well. Thus, this post was born. Eventually this list will be followed up with Stuff No One But Me Likes, such as the number 36, my favorite number, and also the number of items on this somewhat indignant and highly irrelevant list. Enjoy.
  1. Spaghetti
  2. Perogies
  3. Overly simplistic writing
  4. Summer weather
  5. Soup
  6. Bella Swann
  7. Bacon and cheese, atop anything that isn’t bacon or cheese
  8. Silence
  9. “Bless your heart”
  10. Babies
  11. Unnecessary capitalization
  12. Underusage of commas
  13. Golden Corral
  14. Long fingernails
  15. Cultural relativism
  16. Giving or receiving driving directions
  17. Candy corn
  18. Romance
  19. Hijabs
  20. “Talking” as a relationship status
  21. Gas stations
  22. Bad French accents
  23. Grits
  24. Roman-numeraled watches
  25. Trickle-down economics
  26. People who “hate lawyers”
  27. Tiny dogs
  28. Tiny handbags
  29. Throw pillows
  30. English history
  31. Parenthetical remarks
  32. "Irregardless"
  33. Euphemism
  34. Soft mattresses
  35. Australian accents
  36. Oprah's book club

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