Et Encore, Je Fais Des Listes

Good afternoon, readers. I hope you all fare well. Not that you asked, but yes, I fare well. Particularly well, in fact, because I am now finished with the first semester of the most stressful class I have ever taken. Here is a list to explain.

Things I Have Learned from Online AP European History:

• The defenestration of Prague is hilarious.
• The Concert of Europe involves no music whatsoever.
• The French are amazing, always have been amazing, and always will be amazing.
• Russia is cold, always had been cold, and always will be cold. It's their primary military strategy.
• Germans can not unify, ever.
• Italians are very pro-Italy.
• England and France fight all the time over meaningless things.
• Industry is good for money, bad for people.
• Jeremy Bentham was not only RIGHT, he was considered a Liberal. Which makes him even better.
• Writing an essay full of BS about a subject on which you know nothing will warrant a higher grade than writing a factual one about some subject with which you are familiar.
• Some things are better heard than read.
• Some things are better read than heard.
• Teamwork!