Tuesdays

It feels as if it has been a month of Mondays, and in reality, it's only two days through the week. Augh, why must Tuesdays exist? It seems the only positive things that happen in relation to Tuesday are song lyrics:

• We are drinking beer at noon on Tuesday. (Sheryl Crow)
• Sun comes up, it's Tuesday morning. (Cowboy Junkies)
• Tuesday's gone with the wind. (Lynrd Skynrd)
• I believe it was a Tuesday when you caught my eye. (Taylor Swift)
• Tuesday morning, please be gone I'm tired of you. (Crosby, Stills, Nash, and Young)

I suppose there are a few other positive things about Tuesday, like the chain restaraunt Ruby Tuesday or the junk store Tuesday Morning. As a general rule, however, it is a rather lame day. It's far enough from last weekend that you can't remember it clearly, but also far enough from next weekend that you can't look forward to it yet. So...I vote we abolish Tuesday altogether. Who's with me?